Suddenly, Champu (#12)

These are the ongoing chronicles of my roommate, Chimanlal Champu. Boldly going where no man has gone before, or indeed, should ever go again.

[Champu on... water bodies]

Anirban : When I was a child, I went to swim in a river.. the current was so strong, it almost dragged me along with it..

Champu : How come river has current dude? River is surrounded by land, you must be swimming in a lake!

Suddenly, Champu (#9)

These are the ongoing chronicles of my roommate, Chimanlal Champu. Boldly going where no man has gone before, or indeed, should ever go again.

[Champu on... the joy of yogurt]

Champu : Dude, you can only truly appreciate curd after eating ass-burning items
Me : ... (!?)
Champu : I'm serious dude! The feeling you get after burning your own ass, and then soothing it with curd... *sigh* ...awesome...