These are the ongoing chronicles of my roommate, Chimanlal Champu. Boldly going where no man has gone before, or indeed, should ever go again.
[Champu on... water bodies]
Anirban : When I was a child, I went to swim in a river.. the current was so strong, it almost dragged me along with it..
Champu : How come river has current dude? River is surrounded by land, you must be swimming in a lake!